Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking
dark, mellow roasted coffe beans (MADE IN BRAZIL), he shaved with his
electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

After cooking his breakfast in his electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he
could spend for the day.

He decided to get dressed to go to the local employment office, put
on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN
SINGAPORE), and slipped his cell phone (MADE IN INDONESIA) into his
pocket. Then he put on his tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN
CHINA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY), filled it with GAS (from
Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN
JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, after
checking his email on his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to
relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured
himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE
IN SOUTH KOREA) to watch Fox News (an AUSTRAILIAN company), and then
wondered why he COULDN'T find a good paying job in AMERICA.