You can never go wrong by doing the right thing.
There are two kinds of computer users: those who have lost data and those who are about to — backup your Mac!
Now that is a classic!
"I really need a new tagline"
—P M Evans
Not very original; I've always taken my portraits that way. :-)
Too much time on his hands
"portions of todays programming are reproduced by means of electrical transcriptions or tape recordings."
"I was exposed to the GUI and have been stuck ever since!"
"Remember.. Under our clothes...we are all naked"